HUMOR
Need to Know is as serious as it gets, but laughter is good for the soul and helps to keep equilibrium amid the chaos. So, here are quips, gags, and images to put a smile on your face.

 

How the fight started

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started….
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, “What’s on TV?” I said, “Dust.” And then the fight started…
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 225 in about 2 seconds.” I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started……
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Sometimes it doesn’t pay to have a keen sense of humor.