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HUMOR

Need to Know is as serious as it gets, but laughter is good for the soul and helps to keep our equilibrium amid the chaos. So, here are quips, gags, and images to put a smile on your face. If you have some you would like to share, please send them here.

Q: What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?
A: You are too little to smoke!

Q: What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?
A: Transparents

Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!

Q: What do you call the new girl at the bank?
A: Nutella!

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A: Dam!

Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They don’t have the guts.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.

Q: What streets do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead ends!

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.