HUMOR

HUMOR

Need to Know is as serious as it gets, but laughter is good for the soul and helps to keep our equilibrium amid the chaos. So, here are quips, gags, and images to put a smile on your face. If you have some you would like to share, please send them here.

The reason politicians try to get re-elected is they couldn’t make a living under the laws they passed.

The funny thing about what follows is that someone took the time to compile it:

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand, and lollipop is the longest word typed with your right hand.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters mt.

The sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter of the alphabet.

The words racecar, kayak, and level are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are only four words in the English language that end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: abstemious and facetious.

Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

The cruise ship QE2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel it burns.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

All the ants in Africa weigh more than all the elephants!