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HUMOR

Need to Know is as serious as it gets, but laughter is good for the soul and helps to keep our equilibrium amid the chaos. So, here are quips, gags, and images to put a smile on your face. If you have some you would like to share, please send them here.

I never use my turn signal. It’s nobody’s business where I’m going.

I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs.

When I get a headache, I take 2 Aspirin and keep away from children – just like it says on the bottle.

Be nice to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.

I think Snow White had the right idea. She moved in with seven guys, who went to work every day and all she had to do was whistle to get the birds to do her cleaning!

My book club only reads wine labels.

I always offer two dinner choices: take it, or leave it.