HUMOR

HUMOR

Need to Know is as serious as it gets, but laughter is good for the soul and helps to keep our equilibrium amid the chaos. So, here are quips, gags, and images to put a smile on your face. If you have some you would like to share, please send them here.

That puppy ain’t so smart.
Heck, he loses 4 out of every 5 games.

My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother’s golf game. “You have to count my strokes,” my brother told him. “How much is six plus nine plus eight?” “Five,” answered the nephew. “Okay,” my brother said. “Let’s go to the golf course.”

A blonde was selling her pet Python on e-Bay
A guy called her up and asked if it was big. She said: “It’s massive.” He said: “How many feet?” She said: “None – it’s a snake!”

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: “Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man.” “How about that!” he exclaimed. “They’ve got three people buried in one grave.”