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Need to Know is as serious as it gets, but laughter is good for the soul and helps to keep our equilibrium amid the chaos. So, here are quips, gags, and images to put a smile on your face. If you have some you would like to share, please send them here.

GREAT TRUTHS CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.

GREAT TRUTHS ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.

3) Families are like fudge…sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today’s mighty oak is yesterday’s nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise, like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget health food. You need all the preservatives you can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.

4) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

5) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.