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Need to Know is as serious as it gets, but laughter is good for the soul and helps to keep our equilibrium amid the chaos. So, here are quips, gags, and images to put a smile on your face. If you have some you would like to share, please send them here.

An elderly cattleman from Texas told a young female neighbor that the secret to long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning. She did that religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, 5 great-great-grandchildren, and a 40-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whiskey maker, but I loved her still.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

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Why stay calm and carry on
when you can shreik and streak!