HUMOR

HUMOR

Need to Know is as serious as it gets, but laughter is good for the soul and helps to keep our equilibrium amid the chaos. So, here are quips, gags, and images to put a smile on your face. If you have some you would like to share, please send them here.

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol: Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke: Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup: Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil: Alive.

So the minister asked the congregation, “What did you learn from this demonstration?” Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand, and said:

“As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”